Yahoo! again..

is it me or it's kinda weird to see another typo on Yahoo! Sports.. against the same writer. lol(e)
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Break ass to open

I took this inside a bus in Singapore. Break ass! Yeah!

Sharp! Sharp!

It's sometimes fun to make a fool out of those fish vendors who try so hard to learn our Filipino terms just to able to sell us the fish we knew. I'm not saying its a bad thing they are trying, rather, it is me and my friends who are bad.

I remember one incident me and my friend where buying fishes at the corniche (sea side). There is this one Indian vendor that keeps on shouting, "hasa hasa! hasa hasa!"

My friend and I bought fish from him and before leaving, we had this devious idea. We told the guy if he wants to sell his hasa hasa to the white people there, he should tell them "sharp sharp" (our lame english for hasa). We told the poor indian fellow that everytime an american approaches him offer the man a sharp sharp. He gave us a nod, acknowledging our so thought friendly advice.

As we walk away we saw some caucasians walking towards him. We imediately left the scene because he might notice us laughing.

Moral of the story: Don't take advice from strangers.

Sinigang na Tinola

My friend Eric and I were having our usual lunch. Our ulam was a Pinoy chicken delicacy, that we repeatedly eating for 2 days now..
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After everything was done..
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Eric: Pre parang sira na tong ulam na 'to..
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Me: Bakit?
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Eric: Medyo maasim na e..
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Me: Maasim naman talaga ang sinigang
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Eric: Tinola to pre..
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We're screwed..

Kevin Lole is Malibag

Kevin Lole is one of my favorite sportswriter in Yahoo! Sports. He writes in the boxing and MMA section and my most read article of his is the weekly kevin lole's mailbag.

Now I believe that I'm not alone anymore. Yes. The Yahoo! people made a typo. Ha! In the expense of my favorite writer, Yahoo! made me laugh today. But my other theory in this typo is that it's intentional. Maybe some Filipino employee didn't like what Mr. Lole wrote about Pacquiao so he murdered the poor man's article. Whatever it is, it made me laugh.

Mr. Kevin is malibag.. lol(e)

ALPHA ά

Alpha -n. 1 unang titik sa alpabeto ng mga griyego. -adj. 2 Una. -n. 3 Kalimitang ginagamit sa pangalan ng mga frat ang gang.

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Blog -n. 1 isang website na karaniwang pinanatili ng isang indibidwal na may lagiang pasok ng komento, deskription ng mga pangyayari o kaya mga ibang bagay tulad ng grapiks o bidyo. -n. 2 text shortcut term na nangangahulugan na circle sa ingles.

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Typo -n. colloq. 1 typographical eeror [abrreviation]. -n 2 Uri ng tipo ng dugo na pinaka-common sa lahat.

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Under Construction -n 1 kalagayan na kasalukuyang ginagawa o tinatapos. Ganito kalagayan ng site na to.

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Honestly, I don't know how to kick things here in this site. Most likely this blog will remain under construction even if this site dies. So wtf am I doing creating one? Pure boredom.

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I don't write, really. I hate it. My teacher in grade school even called my mother because I don't write any notes in my notebook.

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What's the purpose of the type-o-man? I'm really not sure. I'm not that good in making a blog, nor am I motivated enough to write in it. But something in me pushes me to make one. I suddenly remembered the writers of the bible, the apostles (not the pope, for those who are stupid enough to think that). The apostles were able to write with the help of the holy spirit.. what did they call it.. divine inspirationn? ( Can anyone confirm this!)

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Anyway, I wish I have those divine intervention stuff so I can write something in this site.

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Oh.. I've written one already.

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So here I'll start the forever under construction, type-O-man. What's with the titlle? You'll see in my posts.

Coming Soon!!!

Yes.. Homer's workin' on it. so don't expect this site to be available soon..